1. "They told me to pour my heart into everything I do. So that’s what I did, I poured and poured and poured. Now they ask me why I’m so empty."
    — 

    (via florential)

    Damn.

    (via harleylovegood)

    Oh my fucking gosh..

    (via brennaleee)

    (via naijackellen)

     


  2. fatwink:

    crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you 

    (via hallamark)

     


  3. "It is so sad that we hold our mobile phones more than our lover’s hand."
    — Zeff Wolf (I wish I could be with you right now, #10)

    (via hallamark)

     

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  5. spring2000:

    me: *puts one hand on my hip*
    everyone: omg are you a model??

    (via krisjenner420)

     


  6. "A lot of people think of Christopher Columbus as that guy so obsessed with spices that he was willing to risk lives just to make his food taste a little different. Even the world’s top chefs wouldn’t be willing to let people die just to make the perfect dish. Columbus was the ultimate foodie."
    — TED WILSON REVIEWS THE WORLD #254: Christopher Columbus gets 2 out of 5 stars. PRETTY GENEROUS TED. (via therumpus)

    (via therumpus)

     


  7. illaminati:

    "maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"

    image

    (via forgave)

     


  8. yellowberet:

    ghostmoritz:

    yellowberet:

    our friend noah

    almost got mugged today

    they were like “give us your money”

    and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

    and it worked

    WHAT THE FUCK????

    me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

    WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

    (via forgave)

     


  9. australian-government:

    I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

    (via forgave)

     

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